ladiesfirstphilosophy:

Reese Witherspoon, accepting her MTV Movie Award Generation Award: “Girls, I know it’s cool to be bad, but it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you would hide your face. For all the girls out there, it’s possible to be a good girl. I’m going to try to make it cool.”
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Kyle: My life was suppose to end the way that it did. It was my destiny. Just like it was our destiny to meet. To fall for each other.Paige: To lose each other?
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-chelseahandler:



Nobel-prize winning author V.S. Naipaul has declared that female writers are unequal to him and that women have a narrow view of the world.  So suck on these four books, asshole.  He said, ‘I read a piece of writing and within a paragraph or two, I know rather it’s written by a woman or not.’  Well, you can also tell by looking at the name on the cover, moron.
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